Click her By Jaida Goins
Shakespeare is a famous poet and playwright who wrote numerous works in the 17th century. He frequently develops characters who insult each other with remarks that, during the Elizabethan Era, were considered rude but funny. However, when people hear these jokes today, they are often confused by their meanings. Here are a few insults that Shakespeare includes in his plays:
· “Thou art like a toad; Ugly and venomous.” -Troilus and Cressida
You are an ugly, low life!
· “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” – All’s Well That Ends Well
I think you are being offensive and deserve to be beaten up!
· “Thou art as loathsome as a toad.” - The Two Gentlemen of Verona
You are an unlovable low life!
· “Thine face is not worth sun burning.” –Henry V
Your face is not even worth sunbathing!
· “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.” –As You Like It
You’re stupid!
· “You are a candle, the better burnt out.” –Henry IV
You are old and nearly useless!
· “If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool, for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them” –Hamlet
If you must marry someone, marry a fool, because no wise man would be stupid enough to marry a horrible person like you!
· “Thy sins not accidental, but a trade.” –Measure For Measure
Your mistakes aren’t accidental; you asked for them!
· “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” –All’s Well That Ends Well
You are a known coward, liar, and promise breaker. You do not have one good quality!
· “Thou art as fat as butter.” – Henry IV
You’re overweight!
· “Thou cream faced loon.” –Macbeth
You’re pale-faced and crazy!
· "Come, come, you forward and unable worms." –The Taming Of the Shrew
Come here, you squirming lowlife!
· “If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases.” – Henry IV
If cooks with gluttony then you are so dirty you help with diseases.
· “Thy lips rot off!” –Timon of Athens
I hope your lips fall off!
· “Thou thing of no bowels thou!” -Troilus and Cressida
You are a weird person who doesn’t poop!
· “I shall live to knock thy brains out.” –The Two Noble Kinsmen
I will live just to beat you up!
· “Thou crusty botch of nature!” - Troilus and Cressida
You are old and a disgrace to nature!
· “There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” –Henry IV
We have less faith in you than a dried up plum!
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Shakespeare is a famous poet and playwright who wrote numerous works in the 17th century. He frequently develops characters who insult each other with remarks that, during the Elizabethan Era, were considered rude but funny. However, when people hear these jokes today, they are often confused by their meanings. Here are a few insults that Shakespeare includes in his plays:
· “Thou art like a toad; Ugly and venomous.” -Troilus and Cressida
You are an ugly, low life!
· “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” – All’s Well That Ends Well
I think you are being offensive and deserve to be beaten up!
· “Thou art as loathsome as a toad.” - The Two Gentlemen of Verona
You are an unlovable low life!
· “Thine face is not worth sun burning.” –Henry V
Your face is not even worth sunbathing!
· “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.” –As You Like It
You’re stupid!
· “You are a candle, the better burnt out.” –Henry IV
You are old and nearly useless!
· “If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool, for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them” –Hamlet
If you must marry someone, marry a fool, because no wise man would be stupid enough to marry a horrible person like you!
· “Thy sins not accidental, but a trade.” –Measure For Measure
Your mistakes aren’t accidental; you asked for them!
· “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” –All’s Well That Ends Well
You are a known coward, liar, and promise breaker. You do not have one good quality!
· “Thou art as fat as butter.” – Henry IV
You’re overweight!
· “Thou cream faced loon.” –Macbeth
You’re pale-faced and crazy!
· "Come, come, you forward and unable worms." –The Taming Of the Shrew
Come here, you squirming lowlife!
· “If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases.” – Henry IV
If cooks with gluttony then you are so dirty you help with diseases.
· “Thy lips rot off!” –Timon of Athens
I hope your lips fall off!
· “Thou thing of no bowels thou!” -Troilus and Cressida
You are a weird person who doesn’t poop!
· “I shall live to knock thy brains out.” –The Two Noble Kinsmen
I will live just to beat you up!
· “Thou crusty botch of nature!” - Troilus and Cressida
You are old and a disgrace to nature!
· “There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” –Henry IV
We have less faith in you than a dried up plum!
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